Darkray's Irresistible Tickling
(Evocation)

Range:  20 yards per level
Components:  V, S
Duration:  1 round + 1 round per level
Casting Time:  1
Area of Effect:  One person
Saving Throw:  None

Upon casting this rather humorous spell, a pair of disembodied hands appear and are directed at the target. The hands start tickling the victim around their waist. The victim must be humanoid (undead excluded). No saving throw is allowed, but he can make a Wisdom check to avoid the effect, with a -1 penalty for every 2 levels of the caster. Failing that, the tickling has the following effects:
On the first round the victim suffers a -1 penalty on his attack rolls and saving throws and any magical concentration is broken. On the second and third he has a penalty of -3. On the following rounds, until the spell expires, he can do nothing but trying to avoid the small hands that disturb him, laughing and crying at the same time. Every three rounds the victim rolls another Wisdom check to get rid of the spell.
If a person is affected for a number of rounds that exceed his Constitution score, he must roll a Constitution check each round or fall unconscious for 2d4 rounds. The caster can end the spell at will.

